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A person, who always tries to milk an opportunity. Ex: You ask a co-worker if they need anything from the store and they hand you a long shopping list.
"I offered her a ride home and she - being the MAXIMIZER that she is - made me make two stops along the way so she could drop things off and buy stuff!"
Maximizer by The Movie 32 December 9, 2017
The only word to describe broly's power
Broly:"my power my power is MAXIMUMER"
When a person has jacked off to so much hentai they can no longer achieve an erection from anything in the real world.
Poor bernardo, he cant get it up anymore! all that hentai got him maximuzed.
Maximuzed by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020
A woman that seduces a man for personal benefit; the female version of a womanizer.
Samantha was such a maninizer during her political life!
Maninizer by The Tyler November 10, 2006

MiniMizer 

An israeli who thinks HWzone is a top-class reviewing site by ripping off Toms-hardware and HardOCP.
He felt impotent, like a MiniMizer.
MiniMizer by Anonymous June 4, 2003

maximize the minimum 

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible
You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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