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Mankees are native New Yorkers who have an incoherent sense of importance and ability. They believe that they are the reason why New York City is a great place, even though they haven't made any actual contributions to it. They usually have never left The 5 Boroughs but have a strong opinion that nowhere else is better than New York. They usually think that they are the toughest and smartest people in the room 99.9% of the time. Not specific to any particular demographic, as they come in all shapes, sizes, socioeconomic backgrounds, genders, ages, and races. It is a portmanteau of the words Monkey and Yankee.
One time a chick at the bar told me she could tell that I'm not from New York, and I said thank god because the last thing I want to do is be associated or confused with Mankees. Because we all know Mankees are delusional AF!
Mankees by Option A or B July 16, 2019
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Mankat Manor 

Another name for the polygamist advocacy television program 'Sister Wives' airing on the TLC (a.k.a. Manimal Planet) basic cable network.

The show focuses on the exploits of its furry patriarchal leader, 'Cody', and his extended family in their above ground burrows in Utah and Nevada.

Other family members include: 'Janelle', the dominant female; 'Meri', the caring one; 'Christine', with some social problems; 'Robyn', the rebellious one; courageous little 'Shakespeare'; and thirteen (so far) naughty pups.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see the latest episode of Mankat Manor?"

Person 2: "No! I missed it. What happened?"

Person 1: "Well, Christine tried another burrow move, and Paedon almost died in the process. Aspyn got bit by a snake, and they had another run-in with the neighboring Yoder group."
Mankat Manor by ToddUncommon March 23, 2011
1. A grandmother who is wise and compasionate.
2. A storyteller. (Usually an older woman or grandmother.)
3. A wise teacher. (Female) (Usually an older woman or grandmother)
1. Mawkie taught us many things through the stories of her childhood.
2. Mawkie used to take us to the park when we visited her each weekend.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
Mawkie: A grandmother who is full of spiritual wisdom.
Mawkie told us a story of when she was a little girl.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
1. A very wise older woman; usually a grandmother.
2. A grandmother who has great spiritual wisdom and/or insight.
3. A mature woman who offers spiritual guidance.
Mawkie used to share the many stories of her childhood each time we visited her.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.
James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.