4 definitions by Officer Matt O'Brien
The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.
Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.
by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021
by Officer Matt O'Brien November 4, 2023
A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.
James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.
by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021
When a heterosexual male member of law enforcement fills his rectum with neutral grain alcohol (at least 180 proof) and is penetrated anally by the penis of one or more other heterosexual male(s).
by Officer Matt O'Brien April 10, 2021