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Did you see that lad outside the club last night? He was as mauldy drunk. He puked all over the place.
by maco1991 July 01, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When you drink a huge amount of alcoholic beverages and you are completely fuked up!
Jesus I downed a bottle of absenth the other night, I was in the absolute Mauldies!

Awh poor Clem is in the Mauldies!
by jonnyboi2 July 21, 2010
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He's warmer than you think.

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