The word 'Matthew' is used to discibe someone with a huge cock, we're taking massive here, not a 'healthy size', but fucking huge.'
Girl: "Wooo, either that guy has something rather large in his pocket, or he is a Matthew!"
by gleeisforpussys November 10, 2011
awesomely sexy beast the sexiest beast around...big and hairy looks a lot like big foot may be called sasquatch, tonto, grizzly adams, and big foot plays basketball a lot... is always asked if that person is old enough to drink.
Look at that matthews guy he is just good looking.
by ROUND HOUSE MAN May 22, 2008
The hottest guy on earth.... i think im in love with him!
OMG theres matthew
by Lila542 July 27, 2011
THE AWESOMEST PERSON ALIVE from the root AWESOME in accient GODish so if u think ur awesome look at matthew.
I mean it
matthew is the awesomest EVE-A so dont think ur awesome
cuz compaired to matthew
person: "woah matthew is sooooo awesome"
matthew: "DAMN STRAIT"
by the editor of awesome December 07, 2010
A cute and sweet guy who you usually fall in love with as soon as you meet them. Theyre usually charming and awkward but very easy to get along with. A Matthew is 'a gift of God'; a gift to a very special person, preferably an Ellie. Matthew always says the truth, but may hide things in order to not hurt another person. But what they say they feel is true and pure. Anyone would be lucky to have a Matthew by their side because they are loving, caring, and give extremely great hugs. You can't help falling in deep love with Matthew.
Can we go cududdle now, Matthew?
by realmoneyg January 07, 2015
An absolute gem and someone worth talking to. He is absolutely beyond the realm of perfection and just drop dead gorgeous. Never fails to make you happy and just make your day. Everybody deserves a Matthew in their life because he is such a gentleman and someone worth cherishing. Had a bad day? Talk to Matt because, he'll make it all better. He deserves someone amazing and no-one can ever compete with him because he is an absolutely amazing human being! I'm lost for words because Matt is just asdfghjkl perfect and nice and deserves the absolute best in life.
I hope I meet a Matt someday because I'm sure he'd be one of those people who'd never leave me even in my darkest times. Matt, I've never met you but, already you've had such an impact on my life, you have no idea the effect of simply talking to you has had on me. It's pulled me out of a dark dark hole and I can never even thank you enough for that! You're amazing and Ily Matthew <3 :)
by nanananananananabatmaaaaaaaaan October 06, 2013
1) A person who is extremely good looking.

2) A red gameboy advanced
1) Woah, look at Matthew!

2) Pass me your matthew
by kelppp January 07, 2012
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