matthew

a matthew is someone who has fingered a underaged girl next to one of their best friends. he is also very good at cheating on his significant other and then raping them.
matthew: hey dude, can you go tell my friend that I fingered floi beside him when he was sleeping
Me: sure
by massivelegendehere August 17, 2018
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Autistic person who loves to watch gay pornography with his mother and father while masturbating on his cat at teh same time face timing his friends
by Matthew is life September 25, 2017
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well a Matthew is every confusing word the dictionary has to offer
by FEARONFUCKER19 January 29, 2019
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i met a matthew he was the worst person ever
by claire bridgeman February 14, 2018
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That DICK. Shit. THAT BODY. FUCK. I need a towel to dry the sweat up from standing next too you cuz your on fire!
Girl: I just had the best sex of my life! Nothing can top that giant cock. Seriously! It was the size and strength of a mountain lion. Strong, sturdy, and ferocious. And if you blow in it's face long enough, it roars at you.

Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name
by matthewlovesbutts February 21, 2023
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matthew is very dumb
by itsurboiiiiiiiiiiii April 17, 2019
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