x-matronic

1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use

Aes Rocks rymes are fuckin x-matronic

by jackdan October 3, 2006

power matron

An older woman usually 60 years or older, impeccably put together. Hair, makeup, & clothing together makes you look twice and admire her overall style.

WOW, Who was that Power Matron in the car with you?

by Ms Knows It August 26, 2022

dutch matron

a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)

Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)

by your mom's favorite dutchman July 20, 2010

Matronizing

Women gaslighting men to act helpful while portraying a sense of superiority

You're being a little matronizing telling me your mom does dishes better than me.

by Charliedayz October 14, 2023

matroneering

when a female (matron) chooses to openly and candidly matronize, order around and systemically dominate her male counter-part.

Bob was stuck in a matroneering relationship. Bob was forced to tell her to take her feminazism elsewhere.

by t.ranny May 17, 2010

Matron-of-Dishonor

We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.

"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "

by Scribester March 11, 2018