Definitions by Scribester
Snobcracker
A person with a bat’s radar for snobbery who shades out the snob within minutes of first having to deal with any signs of elitism.
A great person to have in a mixed crowd if you don’t want to play nice with a jerk and would rather see someone else call them out.
A great person to have in a mixed crowd if you don’t want to play nice with a jerk and would rather see someone else call them out.
Snobcracker by Scribester March 13, 2018
Bonafried
The realization that you are beyond question, so done like dinner with everybody else's drama - that you can't get out of the room fast enough!
When she erupted once again into a tirade of dramatic complaints about her life, everyone took a bonafried look to see who could get to the exit fastest.
Bonafried by Scribester March 11, 2018
Semi Chrome Domer
A partially bald dude who's spent way too much time in the sun without a ballcap; can often use the shine off the top of his cranium as a key light to get into his pickup.
The female equivalent of this is a Semi Chrome Domeress.
The female equivalent of this is a Semi Chrome Domeress.
Most common complaint heard by Semi Chrome Domers: "Put a hat on that bean, will ya? It's illegal to blind-out commercial aircraft!"
Semi Chrome Domer by Scribester March 11, 2018
ToxUberous
Nobody likes a rough or toxic ride, and that holds true for a lot of things like sex, old rollercoasters, and getting passed over for that job promotion which never wheeled in your direction! So when something involving movement of any sort goes south, and really sucks in terms of what you were expecting ... it becomes - well, ToxUberous.
ToxUberous by Scribester March 11, 2018
Humarachnophobia
The fear that spiders have of humans.
Come on. You don't really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
Come on. You don't really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
"Eeeeek! Oh, shit! " squealed Harold the brown recluse spider, frantically trying to climb back up to the ceiling of the campground outhouse after a camper daylighted him with a head lamp.
"Calm the frig down!" yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. "You've got to get out more, and deal with this Humarachnophobia problem of yours! You're going to traumatize our hundreds of children!"
"Calm the frig down!" yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. "You've got to get out more, and deal with this Humarachnophobia problem of yours! You're going to traumatize our hundreds of children!"
Humarachnophobia by Scribester March 11, 2018
Aero-Excretory Phobia
Fear of plummeting bird droppings.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
Aero-Excretory Phobia by Scribester March 11, 2018
Sacrifarce
Sacrifarce by Scribester March 10, 2018