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In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.
by Janis March 09, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"
My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.
by octopod December 01, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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