matron

An exclamation that usually follows a double-entendre, as a way of showing that the author is aware of making said double-entendre. Derived from the 'Carry on' series of films.

"I can't wait to get my hands on her cherry tarts. Matron!"

by mat-huss April 15, 2008

matronize

to talk down to as if one is a dominating woman; the feminine form of "patronize"

Yo, you gonna let your girlfriend matronize you like that?

by SquarePegIX July 11, 2008

matronizing

Acting in a kind fashion which belies a brutal, motherly and domineering intention.

"Gretel Killeen, the host of Australia's Big Brother, is the most matronizing person I know."

by beninakepi April 30, 2007

matronation

Matronation is a state of ignoring reality while arguing and fighting over trivial things. A person in a state of matronation is usually a troll or an Internet nag.

She would never discuss the topic at hand, all she wanted to do is argue, her matronation makes everyone sick.

by TIZReporter October 16, 2005

Matronizing

When a woman treats a man with an apparent kindness that betrays a feeling of superiority.

"If you are a good boy, ill make it worth your while!"

"Dont be so matronizing."

by Jessesolo September 9, 2017

matronize

To manipulate by pretending to be excessively feminine or helpless. A female version of patronize. Used by men, women, and children

I'm just no good at doing laundry. You're so much better at it than I am.

You're so strong. I never could have changed that tire without you.

My arms are too tired to carry the rest of the groceries in without dropping them.

Don't matronize me, you are perfectly capable of doing that.

by Quenyar August 28, 2010

Oh matron!

A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.

Similar to 'Thats what she said!'

Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.

''Come in though the back door!''
''Oh matron!''

by BlasdairBorris123 June 24, 2013