Master Piper 

a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.

Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.

Master Piper by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

paper mate 

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.

Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.

paper mate by p00pies May 6, 2004

Paper Maper: The Origami Korigami 

A video game made by Nontendo for the Nontendo Swooch. It follows the story of Paper Maper who goes through a poopercraft world to defeat King Kolly, the Origami Korigami. Paper Maper encounters the members of the Legion of Shittinary (Colored Nerf Darts, Trash Can, Pliers, YAPE, Knife and Gun.) The game makes you pull your eyeballs out after 1 hour of playing it. Made famous because of Juno Songs.

Juno: You can purchase Paper Maper: The Origami Korigami at the local StameGop.

Paper Maper: The Origami Korigami by X CAT ULTIMA March 21, 2021

paper mate 

A person married to his or her spouse for the sole purpose of becoming a legal resident

Roy hoped Mia would accept his wedding proposal and be his paper mate.

paper mate by Wildthing June 28, 2013

Paper Mate 

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.

Paper Mate by ben goss May 9, 2005

Paper-mate 

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.

Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.

Paper-mate by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009

Paper Mate 

What you say to dudes next to you when you're overseas (most commonly in the UK, New Zealand or Australia) and you just broke down some killa and you're ready to roll dat ish up!

"PAPER, Mate!"
"Yo, throw me a f'n Paper Mate!"
"I gets ma fu¢#in Paper Mate!"

Paper Mate by BossWithThaSauce October 21, 2022