14 definitions by thefallingdream

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Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee
I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

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a man who doesnt discriminate who and what he has sex with minus short flashes of sober clarity. This is the last degree of pipe layer before reaching Master Piper status (see Master Piper definition). Although Master Piper gets the most pussy, the Beefchief gets way more than the average man, and is still worthy of a bow down.
see, you think you get laid a lot, but Moitozo will show you what its all about. Hes the BEEFCHIEF and you aint shit!
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010

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A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.
I love Abby's little Elf Shoes. They compliment her heart shaped ass quite nicely.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

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When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell
I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

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a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.
Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

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the battle marks on the bottom of the toilet from heavy shits hittin the porcelain and causing residue to remain even after flushing
i had a case of the hangover browns this morning and i left a few sandstamps for my roommates to deal with
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

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Much like the dingleberry, the cumbleberry is the leftover toilet paper or inner sock lent that is stuck to your cock after cleaning up a blown load. It usually goes undiscovered until the next time you pee.
when me and Ron went to take a piss in the urinals, i couldnt help but notice he had a nickel sized cumbleberry on his crown that stuck out like a sore thumb.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

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