masturyak

Giving oneself pleasure via a solo kayak adventure.

Kent was so stressed out the only to relieve the pressure was to masturyak on the river.

masturyak by Kayakman Dan August 25, 2008

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Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

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masturbaginity

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

masturbaginity by TB82 January 16, 2009

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Masturbacation

1) Where you can't afford a real vacation so you sit at home and jerk off.

1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?

Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's gross.

b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?

Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's hot.

Masturbacation by sexyleg March 9, 2010