Top Definition
When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.
Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.
by Tommykazi September 13, 2010
2 more definitions
The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid jerk.
My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a Masturage.
by Trisha's da bomb May 05, 2015
The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid masturbation. You don't get caught but you're still pissed as fuck.
My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a masturage!
by Trisha's da bomb May 05, 2015

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