netteach's definitions

wrx

an automobile made by the Subaru Corporation whose interior smells curiously like a new pair of athletic shoe.

My new Nikes smell like a WRX.

by netteach March 14, 2003

volvonated

To have multiple lights out on one's car at a given point in time.

First my left headlight burned out, then my right brake light. Man, I was volvonated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Zoom zoom

A wanna be sports car.

What a fool driving that zoom zoom like it actually had an engine. See miata

by netteach March 14, 2003

gag hag

a female capable of deepthroating a large male member.

This gag hag had me all the way in when I shot my spadge.

by netteach March 14, 2003

gundersized

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker mergelatedsalamanized

I can't believe I was gundersized first thing in the morning.

by netteach March 14, 2003

worldcom

a method of exaggeration in general.

My blind date said she was pretty, but when she walked in the door you could clearly see it was all a worldcom act.

by netteach March 14, 2003