19 definitions by netteach

Top Definition
The catalog of women in one's mind one uses to masturbate to. see Masturbaceous
Damn that bitch is fine, I'm definately going to add her to my spank bank.
by netteach March 14, 2003
A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.
That bitch is so maturbaceous.
by netteach March 14, 2003
Individual who is more concerned with the image of speed than they are about actual performance.
That riceboy spent $5000 dollars on his car, but can't outrun a yugo.
by netteach March 14, 2003
A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.
My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire
by netteach March 14, 2003
a female capable of deepthroating a large male member.
This gag hag had me all the way in when I shot my spadge.
by netteach March 14, 2003
A method of exaggerating one's net worth.
He said he makes a six-figure salary, but I think he's a worldcoming liar.
by netteach March 14, 2003
To have multiple lights out on one's car at a given point in time.
First my left headlight burned out, then my right brake light. Man, I was volvonated.
by netteach March 14, 2003

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