netteach's definitions

spank bank

The catalog of women in one's mind one uses to masturbate to. see Masturbaceous

Damn that bitch is fine, I'm definately going to add her to my spank bank.

by netteach March 14, 2003

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003

volvonated

To have multiple lights out on one's car at a given point in time.

First my left headlight burned out, then my right brake light. Man, I was volvonated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

wrx

an automobile made by the Subaru Corporation whose interior smells curiously like a new pair of athletic shoe.

My new Nikes smell like a WRX.

by netteach March 14, 2003

mergelated

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker. salamanated

I was standing at the urinal being mergelated beyond belief

by netteach March 14, 2003

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Zoom zoom

A wanna be sports car.

What a fool driving that zoom zoom like it actually had an engine. See miata

by netteach March 14, 2003