masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.

Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!

masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006

mastershake 

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.

My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.

mastershake by DrDigits December 20, 2010

Mastershame

The guilt one feels when having to be around others too recently after a masterbation session.

You could see the mastershame all over his face.

Mastershame by Nicko714 December 4, 2009

mastershake 

a really creepy cartoon charachtar on adult swim. a milk shake.

that show mastershake is really weird

mastershake by matt March 28, 2005

mastershakeism

A mastershakeism is a manner of speech or behavior that resembles the self-centered and self-aggrandizing mannerisms of "Master Shake" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

"When you shouted: "I have tricked them yet again!" after you bought two pizzas for the price of one, that was a mastershakeism."
"I was simply using my authority to compel them to give me that extra pizza. In fact, they probably should have given me more. I deserve that much for all the hard work I do for this community!"

mastershakeism by ice^nine March 21, 2024