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masterjack 

-the act of masterbating with extreme force and power.
-Porn is for learning not masterjacking.
-Baby, I want you to masterjack on my face.
masterjack by honkeyslayor December 9, 2008

Masterlocked 

A way of attacking someone in prison. You get hold of a padlock via paying off guards of stealing one of a gate and put it in your sock. Get 8 other people to do this and then beat the victim to death with them.
Did you hear? Dave got masterlocked!
Masterlocked by udking420 June 28, 2020

masterjackabate 

an intense form of masterbating. make sure you have a llama handy.
Tyler: "what did you do this weekend?"
Sam: "Oh, nothing. How about you?"
Tyler: "I was by myself so I decided to masterjackabate. It was like serious masterjackabation."
Sam: "With your llama?"
Tyler: "DUH!"

Masterjacking

To masturbate and jack off at the same time.
Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?

Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night
Masterjacking by syntaxerrrror March 4, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026