furious mastrabation 

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

furious mastrabation by Darker January 21, 2010

mastacate 

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Massabait 

A young male subordinate likely to lure out closet cases.

"Young Cyril is going to be pure massabait to those horny old senators...."

Massabait by illiterati69 March 10, 2010

mastabeta 

The best place to hang out on the intarweb for spamming, pr0n, acting st00pid in general and to get BAND!!!1112 and plus we're a bazillion times better better than teh c0ck-sucking, gay orgy-loving fagg0ts over at GenGay

Mastabeta r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs!

mastabeta by Gen[G]ay sucks hard January 30, 2004

mastacating 

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

Mastabeta 

Ranging in the deepest recess of the intersnatch. Possibly the most elusive forum know to the internet/tech geek. The place know as Mastabeta is not listed in many search engines.

An outpost and haven for the internet’s most silly, abstract and overtly genius people, Mastabeta is home to few members, but it’s about quality not quantity. It’s also home to a spectrum of tech site mods and admins. Few of which would reveal their identity.

Even though it has about ~500 members CURENTLY registered it’s still extremely active. Unlike GenMay, MB is suited for a much more personal level of interaction. Since there are so few members the ones that do post regularly are quite familiar with each other and know each other’s taste in humor. This, in tern, helps create a much more enjoyable and down right hilarious forum experience.

The policy on “n00bs” is pretty lenient. You’re accepted as long as you don’t try to hard to be some sort of hardass Digital Gangster.

the first rule of Mastabeta is you dont talk about Mastabeta.

Mastabeta by The Honorable Charles Patrick Inigo Armstrong Jones February 25, 2005