A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010

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Massabate

Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.

Joe: Yo Brandon!
Brandon: Why hello there.
Joe: would you like to go massabate?
Brandon: Yesa.

Massabate by Joey-Bagadontuz April 8, 2010

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Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.

1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!

Mastabatorial by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

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Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

Mastabatory System by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009

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