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BBW

"BBW" is an acronym that stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" that arose from the "fat acceptance" movement in the 1980's. Originally, it was intended to help obese girls accept that they did not have to live up to societies standards, and that it was "ok" to be curvy. Since it's inception the term has mutated to refer to the the self declarative - "I am a fat whore, I like to get plugged, and I have very low standards".
Rodger : So my buddy Justin answer a craigslist ad for a 25 year old BBW housewife.

Dodger : Really? How did that work out for him ?

Rodger : I don't know dude, but there are some things that you just can't unhear. The jist of it is that he got his penis lost in the folds.

Dodger : Really, can you do that ?

Rodger : Yes. Apparently you can.
by Darker December 16, 2011
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Turbo Skank

A female not content with the accoutrements of standard skankhood who purposefully wears clothing with rips and tears in the fabric.
Randy : Fuck man, check that bitch.

Andy : What Shelly, that girls a turbo skank dude. You sink your pole, and you'll be at the VD clinic tomorrow.
by darker July 19, 2009
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Exclusive (Role Play)

Only having one partner/mate, and you only write in a romantic or sexual context on and off of the timeline with that one partner. When writing with others it is platonic.
I am exclusive (role play) with my writing partner.
by Darker September 30, 2020
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madstop

Madstop is a palindrome for Potsdam. Potsdam, NY is a small community located in Northern NY. This term is used by locals of the area, typically the young, as an alternative name for their hometown.
Dave : Fuck, I gotta go back to 'ole madstop tommorow to see the folks.

Nate : It's not so bad you know you get to hang out with me right? We can drive to the mall if you can get away from your parents for a while.

Dave : You know that is exactly why I left in the first place.
by Darker August 2, 2010
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orangutang bang

An "orangutang bang" is polyamorous sexual activity undertaken by a individual caucasian female and a troupe consisting of three or more negro males.
So from my room I heard someone say, "Put that big thing in my mouth". I then walked to the kitchen where I found my roommate and several of his friends along with a redhead from the swimming team ensconced. In general terms they were engaged in what could be described as a gangbang. I was invited to join however, I turned down the invitation. Later my friends termed what was occur to be not a "gangbang", but an "orangutang bang".
by Darker September 12, 2010
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oirish

"Oirish" is a term coined by amused Irish natives to describe anything associated with the tourist cult of Ireland that paints it as the land of shamrocks, blarney stones, leprechauns, and Guinness.

It can also be used to describe anyone who despite many generations in the new world and questionable Irish ancestry constantly proclaims themselves to be Irish. This can range from an innocent baseball cap with a shamrock on it to a drunken twit in a kilt idiotically greeting everyone with a faux accented "top o' the mornin' to yah laddie".
Phill : Oh look it's J. do you see that the twit brought himself a shillelagh.

Robert : Yeah I see. It's great little costume he has there you'd almost think the oirish twit was auditioning for a part on Ballykissangel.

American Tourist : Put a Shamrock in Me Guinness.

Bartender : ::Tosser::
by Darker March 31, 2011
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Whorebag Sally

The term "whorebag sally" can be used to describe a variety of different females that one might encounter in the day to day hustle and bustle of life. It is fundamentally synonymous with the terms "slut", "whore", and "skank", but adds in the definite class of using a compound term which other listeners may not understand. It also allows for one to pretend knowledge of a girls name without actually having said information potentially making the user look like a stud.
Roger : Check out the HB in the dress over there.

Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.

Roger : You know that girl ?

Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.

Roger : ::Stunned Silence::
by Darker July 23, 2010
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