23 definitions by Darker

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In the dynamics of heterosexual relations human males are often confronted by human females reluctant to engage in coitus. In such situations a human male may initiate a game called "Just the tip", which represents a suggested compromise in the age old battle of the sexes. In a typical game of "Just the tip" it will be verbally agreed that the male
may penetrate his partner's vagina, but with stipulation that his may only insert the glans or "tip" of his penis.

The female payoff is that she may avoid both physical pain and/or social ostracism, while the male enjoys limited coitus. In many cases, it is documented that upon insertion a formally reluctant female may become to open to allowing the male other sexual largesse; hence the games popularity.
Sally : No Robert, I told you I'm not ready yet. You haven't even said you love me.

Bob : Sally, it's been three weeks and we've been seeing other every other Tuesday. I think we're ready for this.

Sally : I'm not some slut Bob, I've hardly even ever had a penis in me.

Bob : Look Sally baby .... we can compromise, I think we're ready, but how 'bout you know ... "Just the tip". I promise if it hurts at all I'll pull out.
by Darker April 07, 2010
During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.

Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?

Roger : What man ?

Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009
A combination of the word "abomination" and the name "Obama". Used to describe any dogpile produced by this particular president.
Andrew : Jesus Crist! Another fucking bailout, wtf could make this obomination worse?

Richard : Hillary 2012
by darker May 20, 2009
An individual who due to a combination of disturbing appearance and an apparant lack of social graces is preordained to become a creeper in later life.
Jean : Hey Jen check out the creeplet.

Jen : What the fuck is creeplet?

Jean : That werido over there. I mean right now -- he just looks outa place, but give him five years and beer belly, and he'll be all like creepy uncle on every girl in this bar.
by Darker August 23, 2009
A female not content with the accoutrements of standard skankhood who purposefully wears clothing with rips and tears in the fabric.
Randy : Fuck man, check that bitch.

Andy : What Shelly, that girls a turbo skank dude. You sink your pole, and you'll be at the VD clinic tomorrow.
by darker July 19, 2009
CE
CE is an acronym for "casual encounters" a section of the popular trading website craigslist. CE represents to the rest of the world a place where sexual favors are exchanged for the lowest level of implied commitment. It is typically infested with single moms, prostitutes, transsexuals, and jailbait who are all vying with each other to trap Mr. Scumbag USA into an LTR (Long Term Relationship) with the promise of NSA (No Strings Attached) sex.
Justin : Dude my fucking sac itches and I think I got herpes on my face.

Frank : Well you shouldn't have fucked that chick from CE dude.

Justin : Yeah, I mean it was cool that she was really into anal, but I probably should have known better.

Frank : Sometimes you have to think about what you don't want before you think about what you want.

Justin : Sage advice.
by Darker January 21, 2010
An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
by Darker January 21, 2010

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