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The land where the pilgrims landed.
Massachusetts is one of the only two states in the the US to be in the International Cool Club(The other State being Connecticut), on that note, Massachusetts was the first state in the US to legalize gay marriage(Connecticut being the second).
"Massachusetts" is Algonquian for "Near the great little-mountains", or "at the great hill", usually identified as Great Blue Hill on the border of Milton and Canton, Massachusetts.

The capital of Massachusetts is Boston, named after the city of the same name in England, in fact, most names of places in Massachusetts come from places in England.

Many insults geared towards Massachusetts are outdated as are most stereotypes these days, For one "Taxachusetts" doesn't really make sense anymore as out of 50 states Massachusetts' taxes are ranked #34.

The population of Massachusetts is estimated 6,497,967, (87.89% White, 7.58% Black, 0.65% Natives, 5.13% Asian, 0.17% Pacific Islander)
Breakdown of Whites is 23.5% Irish, 13.5% Italian, 12.9% French/French Canadian, 11.4% English, 5.9% German.

Massachusetts also has large communities of people of Finnish and Swedish descent; Armenian, Lebanese (Worcester) descent, Greek Americans, Lithuanian Americans and Polish Americans. Massachusetts "Yankees," of colonial English ancestry, still have a strong presence.

The religious affiliations of the people of Massachusetts, according to a 2001 survey, are shown in the table below:
Christian – 69%
Catholic – 44%
Protestant – 22%
Baptist – 4%
Congregational/United Church of Christ – 3%
Episcopal – 3%
Methodist – 2%
Pentecostal – 2%
Other Protestant or general Protestant – 8%
Other or General Christian – 3%
Jewish – 2%
Other Religions – 6%
Non-Religious – 16%
Refused to answer – 7%

Another dated insult towards Bay stater's is the "Poor driving" insult, which is VERY dated as a recent study showed that Massachusetts actually has some of the better drivers in modern times.

The highest point in Massachusetts is Mount Greylock.

Massachusetts sports teams include Red soxs, Patriots(Although they technically represent New England not Massachusetts) and some other sports teams, but Sports don't really matter in Massachusetts, what does is Education!

Massachusetts contains many high class colleges and university's, Harvard, MIT, and many others.

While the original year it was measured is unknown, its in the records that the man with the worlds longest penis was from Framingham Massachusetts, and no man has beaten the record to this day.

Massachusetts is a very liberal and Democratic state, having been a blue state every year since 1984.

Massachusetts is home to Cape cod and Nantucket, which are of note because they're why it's called the Bay state.

The thing about Massachusetts is that while you can prove a US Stereotype in the south or on the west coast, in Massachusetts trying to see if a stereotype is true will get people angry with you because they'll be able to tell you're trying to see if they'll act stupid for your Canadian Television show and they'll Passive aggressively tell you that they aren't going to get any luck in Massachusetts.

In the end this is probably the longest but most accurate definition of Massachusetts on Urban Dictionary, and by the way, it isn't at all hard to pronounce or spell Massachusetts, Mah-sah-choo-sets, Two S's in Mass, two T's in Setts, An A after Mass, then a Chu, then Setts, it's very easy, if you can't pronounce it then you obviously aren't from Massachusetts.
as in "Obama didn't really need to campaign in Massachusetts after he got past the primary's, he knew they were going to vote for him", "I'm sorry I can't take the Homophobic slurs and abuse anymore, I'm moving to Massachusetts", "Another discovery at the University of Massachusetts today..."
by Jeshi January 10, 2009
 
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A place where a man's shit-filled rectum and gaping asshole are the legal equivalent of a uterus and vagina.
One man says: "I say there sir, is your wife pregnant?" The man from Massachusetts replies: "No, he's just constipated..."
by Truth Lady March 27, 2009
 
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A liberal bastion of 6.5 million people in the New England region of the northeast United States. Boston is the capital and largest city, and is a major cultural and educational center. Massachusetts is known for liberalism, high taxes, the Kennedys, the Berhsire Mountains and cold winters.
Massachusetts is a nice place to visit, especially in the fall, but I wouldnt want to live there.
by krock1dk July 10, 2010
 
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The act of taking a womans vaginal juices (untainted by other forms of sexual release) and freezing it in i popsicle container. This popsicle should most likely be used for sex but can be used for anything.
Before i had sex with her i made a Massachusetts for later that night.
by Zeruke November 18, 2010
 
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Located smack dab in the middle of New England, Massachusetts is quite a state. Home to many a sports team, including the Boston 'it'll be a long time before than happens again' Red Sox, The New England 'really just massachusetts/ stolen from connecticut' Patriots, the Boston 'who cares' Celtics, and the Boston Bruins, it is also home to many respected institutions of higher learning, including Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, and 80 gazillion UMasses, as well as being the home state of everyone's favorite cursed and dysfuntional family, the Kennedys, who pretty much own the state.
Massachusetts residents, also known as Massholes, are seemingly inept at driving and wreak havoc on the New England roadways. They are proud of the fact that they have a higher tax bracket than Sweden, affectionately referring to their state as taxachusetts.
Home to Boston, Cape Cod, Nantucket, and Martha's Vineyard, and soon Rhode Island, Massachusetts has a wonderful coast that is invaded by Connecticut and New York residents every weekend in the summer.
Not everyone from Massachusetts has the infamous, often mocked accent. it is usually found only in Boston, Thank God, because it's wicked obnoxious, as are all massholes.
boston resident: "why dawn't you..ah...drink from tha bubblah befoah we go see the sawx? it's wicked hawt out heah."
by elischmeli May 03, 2005
 
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A state that is south of New Hampshire.
I'm from Massachusettes!
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
 
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The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".
Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.
by The Black Plague June 27, 2003