| 1. | Mass-Turd | ||
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Often confuzed with "masturbation"
It has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some. It is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look. Used Correctly:
"Look at that guy! He is such a Mass-Turd!" Used Incorrectly: "I Mass-Turd all night last night!" |
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| 2. | Fecal Mass | ||
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The mass (weight) of a person's feces in one bowel action (see defecation). In humans, fecal mass is typically in the range of 50 - 300 grams (about 2 to 10 ounces), meaning that each time humans defecate (or 'poo'), their bowel motions (turds) typically weigh between 50 and 300 grams.
A bowel motion of 150 grams would have a length of about 15 cm (6 inches). Fecal mass is generally linked to diet. People who eat more fiber usually defecate 'turds' with greater fecal mass. Fiber is found in many natural foods (such as leafy vegetables) as well as dietary supplements. Because they usually eat more fibre than western people, many non-western people have 'poos' with greater fecal mass than western people. It is generally believed that diets high in fibre may help to reduce the likelihood of colon cancer. Since some people 'poo' more than once a day, fecal mass can also be measured by the average weight of 'poo' passed each day. When Sue was in hospital, she had to 'poo' into a special container called a 'bedpan' because she couldn't go to the usual toilet. The nurse weighed the poo. It had a weight of 200 grams. The fecal mass was therefore 200 grams.
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| 3. | shitberg | ||
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large mounded mass of turd that has so amply filled the toilet that a portion of the turd has risen above toilet water level, with the greater part of its bulk under the water, often inducing pride and relief in the deliverer
Hey everyone, come and take a look at my shitberg!
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| 4. | Kackensplatter | ||
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Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region. “Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back. |
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| 5. | shitpedo | ||
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When you launch a shit into the toilet at high speeds. Shitpedo's will generally cause mass destruction and shitnami's "I had a shitpedo earlier, I had to call the plumber."
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| 6. | George Bush's fault | ||
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It is a chicken-shit way for democrats, gays, liberals, blacks, lame-stream media, Katie Couric, and all other worthless turds to blame George Bush for any and all problems happening in the world now, in the past, or in the future. It's a result of not being able to accept one's lot in life and to blame another for their problems. There is no time limit for placing such blame, nor is there a begining point in which blame can be assessed. Simply put, all blame is to be placed on George Bush. Son: "Daddy, why did the Dinosaurs die-out?"
Father: "I don't know but I'm sure it was George Bush's fault". Scientist: "We can expect a large asteriod to hit the Earth within the next 100,000 years causing mass destruction because George Bush didn't stop the asteriod's creation during his 8 years in office". |
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| 7. | As American as Hot Dogs and Hip Hop | ||
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Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx. Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya. Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started. Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya! Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop. |
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