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McSizzle 

The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.
Hey Mark, do you wanna join me and the boys later for our annual McSizzle?

Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.
McSizzle by DaSizzler November 9, 2020
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McSizzleDrizzle 

A long, semi soft and coiled up turd. Flaccid and squishy. Extra stinky and unnattractive. Low in fiber, but high in semen. Likely caused by a false sense of confidence.
The gay Viking yelled “My fantasy team will win the championship this year! Fuck you kid! McSizzleDrizzle, babe!”
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manizzle 

A combination of "mah" (my) and "nigga", with the catch-all "izzle" ghetto suffix.
"Wassup, manizzle? I shonuff ain't seen you fo longass time."
manizzle by Altratronic November 5, 2007

Madizzle 

The nickname for all of the cool girls who got stuck with the name Madison.

Often thought of as a famous rapper.
What up Madizzle?
Madizzle by Legit_Madizzle August 18, 2009

mahizzle 

the COOLEST kid on the planet. Whenever a Mahizzle walks in the room you got to be quiet and salute him by yelling, "MAHIZZLE!" But don't do it in Mr. Chapple's class, he doesn't understand it.
Person #1: Mahizzles MY best friend.
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!

(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)

Mahizzle enters the room.

Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room
mahizzle by hey March 13, 2005

Mosizzle 

Whasup mosizzle...nothin muh nizzle
Mosizzle by Moses November 12, 2003

Manizzle 

As in the AOL commerial when Snoop Dog said, "Now wait just a manizzle!"
Manizzle by Connah December 5, 2003