malmerated 

way past drunk
way past hammered
way past wasted

I got malmerated last night!

malmerated by jt snook March 13, 2009

Masacrated 

The most brutal term you can use to describe something horrible or un-godly that has happened.

Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..

Branin: True, True..

Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..

Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..

Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.

Masacrated by Branin November 2, 2009

miserated 

to be caused to feel miserable

my boss miserated the hell out of me today

miserated by kidmuto June 8, 2009

mastecated 

to injest food through your mouth

Dude i mastecated so much last night i started getting cramps!

mastecated by John dude March 29, 2008

mashucated 

to squeeze something very very hard, therefore, becoming mashucated

did you just see that guy get mashucated against the wall

mashucated by El coño tu prima May 29, 2018

Masterbated 

Where a person rubs themself intimately for pleasure, releasing cum and semen from the vagina and penis

I masterbated so hard last night I cummed

Masterbated by Mastherbationguru101010 April 13, 2023

Masterater 

A person who rates themselves with five star reviews on Google or Yelp using fake accounts, or using accounts of friends or famiky to rehabilitate their poor reputation.

There were so many reviews on Google that gave the Razo, the manager, 5- stars, that it had to be Razo, acting as a masterater to deceive the public.

Masterater by jocklondon February 21, 2024