mashed taters

A maddeningly popular online flash animation that features a catchy tune that is very hard to get out of your head.

See google and search for "mashed taters".

by Patrick Nelson July 1, 2006

mashed taters

a phrase for "cool" or "nice". also used to describe snow conditions.

"yo im fuckin mike's girl, man"

"thats mashed taters!"

by jo February 5, 2003

mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

by heynow21 January 22, 2013

Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

by Pimply November 19, 2023