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1. Not only to be drunk, but to be drunk to such an extent that, upon entering the local chinese restaurant, you mistake a group of tamil guys for jamaicans and ask them in a low grunt "yo are you mashed"

2. Getting hit upside the head after calling a group of tamils jamaican
"he was so mashed he asked those jamaicans if they were mashed"
"those were tamils u idiot, what are you mashed?"
by UrBan_deFineR November 10, 2005
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Seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point
"I'm mashed off me face."
by Mad Walrus August 04, 2002
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completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.
shit man, i was complete mashed last night..
by richard January 25, 2004
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adj. to be drunk on alcohol and stoned on marijuana (cannabis) at the same instant
he got mashed, was playin xbox last nite wiv the lads, then terry brought a few eighths round and it all went a bit wheeee!
by tiesto August 14, 2004
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Inebriated by any form of drug that inhibits a 'normal' type of human perception.
I don't think I'll drive tonight, I'm too mashed.
by Julian Farrelly November 13, 2006
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Term Expressed When Someone Is Under the Influence of Drugs And Alcohol And Is Incredibly Out Of It.
"Crazy Night Last Night, I Got So Mashed"
by PikeyHoedown June 09, 2009
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he was so mashed
by justanothersomebody March 11, 2003
33 36
where a fat bitch gets screwed so hard the fat creases on her ass get a rash
fuck me she got mashed
by the creator of words December 05, 2010
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