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mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible stream-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are.
mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California more about a gimmick than illiterate Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct and the first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on TV and the river from Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible and subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already with multi-year competent likely referencing TTCM, falling after hours(?)! (and maybe by as many as six(?)! California opened just saved Already! you!!"
mascale by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021
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mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible streams-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are. Analysis of the conversation does not reveal what the mascale's actual intent is.
mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California as my grandfather was illiterate friends with Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on LA Times created a feature naming the ranch Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already. Plans are easily said becoming better known. Multi-year TTCM, falling after and maybe by as many as six(?)! , yoy! incompetent allusions are likely about California just today: Saved Already!"
mascale by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021
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"I just nabbed an SE and a G3 all in one from the dump!" "Geez you're almost as big a Macrat as Grant!"
Macrat by dvsjr May 6, 2006

96 Macraroni Style 

When you pipe it deep into her pasta linguine and then you stuff it in her mouth.
Man 1: Hey dude I 96 Macraroni styled my grill yesterday.
Man 2: Oh dayum! That's nice. I never heard of it
Man 1: It's nice

rich maserati 

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".
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rich maserati by Formyguap April 18, 2018
an item of makeup that people (usually women) wear to make their eyelashes look longer/thicker/darker/curlier.
Can't be put on with your mouth closed.
mascara is God
mascara by catsimps April 17, 2004
An Italian luxury car brand founded by Alfieri Maserati on December 1, 1914, in Bologna, Italy. With an easily recognizable trident as their logo, Maserati is highly revered as one of the best luxury car brands in the world.
"My Maserati does 185.
I lost my license, now I don't drive."
- Joe Walsh, "Life's Been Good"
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