manscraping 

the itchy feeling one gets when hair removed by means of manscaping begins to grow back

"My balls are manscraping, from that damned manscaping!"

manscraping by Master Pita November 6, 2006

manscraping 

(a.k.a., manscaping): the philosophy and practice that men should destroy natural manifestations of their masculinity by shaving, clipping, depilating, lasering, or otherwise desecrating the hair of pubes, pits, chests, legs, etc., in a misguided attempt to appear more like pre-pubescent boys for the gratification of old pervs and/or domineering women; the psychological equivalent of castration.

Manscraping: My buddy told me his girl wouldn't go down on him until he manscraped his pubes. What a castrating bitch!

Manscraping: Coach told all the guys on the team they had to manscrape their pits if they wanted to play. What a perv!

manscraping by SteveXS January 20, 2012

manstrating 

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

manstrating by Ælystea December 19, 2006

southern manscaping 

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.

Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

southern manscaping by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

manscaping 

to groom a man. Shaving, waxing, cleaning up the superfluous fur.

Hey, Jethro, isn't it time to do a little manscaping?

manscaping by Summersong June 9, 2005

Manscaping Paradox 

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.

Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I

Manscaping Paradox by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020

Northern Manscaping 

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.

(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern

Northern Manscaping by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015