Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Martiniano 

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.

Martiniano by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020

Martinization 

A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.

"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."

Martinization by Mommie Dearest March 2, 2010

martinizing 

The act of making a faux pas, or making a complete ass of oneself due to heavy intoxication via brandy, black label, or dos xx but must be combined with a cigar for it to be an authentic martinization. Often very hilarious.

"But then I started martinizing at the table, and they threw me out. Again"

martinizing by the L N February 2, 2006

martimical 

Useful in just about every situation; capable of doing many things well.

The smartphone has evolved to become a martimical object in modern life, doing whatever we need, whenever we need it.

martimical by According To August 16, 2021

MartinMan 

Someone whose name is Martin.
He is a very iconic person and overall a legend.

He behaves very honorable, but at the same time he doesn't have any honor at all.

Damn that move was legendary even tho you stole it , you're such a MartinMan!

MartinMan by HP.Baxxter hyper hyper October 15, 2019

Martinijn 

A bastard mf guy, he's annoying he loves playing video games, he likes cuddles and he's so cute at the same time and mostly he's a simp

Defined as "Hi martinijn sorry love you"

Martinijn by AvaXoxo16 August 6, 2020