I really wanted some floral doc martens after I saw that hipster rocking them with a vintage scarf, huge sweater, and ripped shorts.
by heckafre$h April 2, 2010
by oh hell November 18, 2019
Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
by Adewmar February 1, 2019
The correct spelling of the boot. Not that a punk should care what someone else thinks, but seriously... A poser because they can't spell? A poser because they can't afford Doc Martens? That's plain ridiculous. You obviously DON'T know you're history of Punk. Back in the 70s-80s punks would steal anything they wanted and couldn't afford. ESPECIALLY in England. Nowadays, you can't really get away with that so much. So, the only real reason a Punk wouldn't own Docs because they've got other boots is
A: They can't afford Docs
B: They don't have access to a computer
C: They prefer monkey boots
So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.
A: They can't afford Docs
B: They don't have access to a computer
C: They prefer monkey boots
So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.
Ohai, my name is slipsheet, I go around teh intarnetz calling peeple posarz becuz I haf to prove that I am moar Punx then them!!1! Its doc martens, nawt doc martins u poser!
by sleepsheet likes anal. August 20, 2010
The best island in the British Virgin Islands. The most romantic place to go and the best white beaches to screw on. Excelent place to get drunk and the best parties and bars to get drunk at... Also the best rastafarri bakeries around mon!
Im goin to Sunset Beach Bar to get drunk mon. then im gonna go screw on the white sand beach next to the bar.
by SBB May 10, 2005
When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "marten", a random dude that nobody is sad to see go. They're real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are "marten".
by Chuckofnutsyo January 11, 2014
1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.
by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011