2 definitions by Adewmar

Samuel

A really cool depressed kid on the verge of suicide

Wow samuel is a retard and should kill himself

by Adewmar October 9, 2018

Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.

Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!

by Adewmar February 1, 2019