furious mastrabation 

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

furious mastrabation by Darker January 21, 2010

Mastobation 

Masturbating while listening to music from the band Mastodon.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.

Drew:DUDE! i just Mastobated to all of Leviathan!

Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?

Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!

-OR-

Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!

Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!

so on and so forth...

Mastobation by Dandy Ritcher February 24, 2011

mastubation 

To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.

The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.

I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique.

mastubation by t00t May 13, 2005

Bisexual mastubation 

The act to finger yourself and jerk off at the same time

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know

Bisexual mastubation by Capyskater May 10, 2021

mastibational 

For something or some event to be an exceptionally amazing experience.

For an event or for some object to be "jizz worthy"

mastibational by Tailhair July 12, 2005

markabation 

An action performed by certain individuals using large elephant genitals and a wood carving similar to that of Ron Jeremy.

A very uncommon taboo.

Allie: Hey what's up?
Kid: Not to much...just markabation. =)
Allie: Again?!
Kid: Yeah...don't judge me.

See also blumpkin

markabation by AllieTheKiller January 31, 2010