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Mark Weber 

emo kid, wears skinny jeans, often loses arguments, has horrible ideas, has constant twitch, sucks as a person, fantasizes about meeting the perfect man, wants to buy hybrid car, hobbies include internet dating, cutting himself to sleep, and thinking about his boyfriend cheese. often reffered to as "Skeeter" which comes from being a skeeet eater
Dam that guys life sucks he must be mark weber.

Dam that guy just drove under that 18-wheeler is that mark weber.

They sold out of skinny jeans at the mall call up mark weber to see if he can sell us some from his stash.
Mark Weber by bdj+cheese=LOVE <3 December 3, 2009
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Mark Webber 

Born in Queanbeyan, New South Wales, Mark Webber is an exceptionally talented racing car driver, and a true sportsman in the very essence of the word. Webber endured a tough path to reach his goal - formula one; the most elite car racing championship in the world. When he made it into F1 with backmarker team Minardi, Webber stunned the F1 world with a brilliant debut drive to finish fifth in his home race at Albert Park.
In 2007, Webber will race with Red Bull Racing, after two years of slow and fragile cars at his current team - Williams. There is no doubt that Webber has the talent to mount a serious bid for the F1 championship, but F1 is a "fickle game" (to quote Mark), and it's a matter of being with the right team at the right time. Realistically, Mark hopes that Red Bull could be the right place at the right time by 2008.
He is also known outside of formula one for his charity work & The Mark Webber Challenge.
Mark Webber will line up alongside Veteran David Coulthard when he joins red bull racing in 2007.
Mark Webber by Johnny Quint August 22, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026