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Italian plumber who spends most of his days jumping on turtles, walking mushrooms, saving princesses, eating spaghetti and such in a very amusing manner. This has made him a multi-millionaire and his own long running series of successful video games based on his life. He also coined the catchphrase "mamma mia!" Though it had been used by Abba, Don Corleone, and a legion of stereotypical italians before him. He can also jump 10 feet high, which is a supreme triumph for anyone with an ass as fat as his.
"Mamma mia, Donkey Kong, how wasa youa famous before a Mario!?"
by Parz July 27, 2006
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belgian word for the greatest pimp in the world.known for his coolness. he will always own you at cs
by ImFamous January 22, 2009
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A video game mascot that is used by Nintendo. He is widely recognized by his red M marked cap and his blue overalls. He also has a younger brother named Luigi.
mark:Dude that cap is so Mario
Frank: yea, i got it at the Nintendo online store
by Mario fan February 24, 2008
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The oldest and most popular VG character who is STILL having games created after him (thankfully). Made his debut as we know him now (that is, as a plumber) in Mario Bros, alongside his brother Luigi.

However, despite Mario being a plumber, with the release of 1985's Super Mario Bros on the NES things changed. Instead of fixing taps (as he did in the prequel, if you look past obvious technical limitations), he would leap around the television screen, stamping on small brown things and eating mushrooms. Grandparents worldwide were particularly confused by this new phenomenon.
As great a hero as he is, just don't get Mario round if the waterworks go wrong; the bastard won't fix the problem. He is more likely to just jump around and put holes in the fucking ceiling with his head!
by Case O' Malt December 11, 2007
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An Italian Plumber guy from Brooklyn, made by Shigeru Miyamoto, who made his first appearence in 1981 and since then became a worldwide phenomenon, even bigger than Pokémon. He is so well known that...
1) mario -- "There's probably not a single person who doesn't know him. He's that famous." -- Solid Snake's friend guy in a video clip from SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
by Leiei January 08, 2009
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An Italian plumber from the mushroom kingdom. He is rarely seen doing his job as a plumber because he is to busy eating magical mushrooms and trying to get laid. His arch-enemy is The Koopa King, named Bowser. Mario has a younger brother named Luigi. Mario's parents never gave a shit about him (letting him ride on a retarded green dinosaur and letting him drive a go-cart all at a very young age).
8 year-old 1: Let's go play Mario!!!

8 year-old 2: I can't, My mom says that the game has to much drug abuse.
by StonedBunny666 December 23, 2009
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One of the best games ever invented! 8 Mario party's and 3 Paper Mario's but it's not going to end there.It is an arcade game made by Nintendo, released in 1983 and later ported to many home systems. It was a spin-off of the Donkey Kong series, and heavily influenced by Joust. It was the first game to feature Mario's name in the title. It was also the debut of Mario's brother, Luigi. Unlike Donkey Kong, where he was a carpenter, in this game Mario became a plumber, exterminating pests who exit from pipes.
Mario is the best game EVER!
by bloodkill June 26, 2007
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An italian name, great in bed makes women happy and asking for more. 3 inches more of penis than DENNIS GRIFFIN.
mario's 15' 3rd leg.
by abeto February 16, 2010
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