A fat and short plumber that the only way he can get laid is is to save the princess from Bowser. He eats shrooms to grow higher. To give an example of how much he wants to get laid: hes willing to bust bricks with his head. But you, have a better chance of getting laid if you stay big, so don't get hit or you'll shrink.
Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy.
-benefit - Super Mario Bros. Rap
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy.
-benefit - Super Mario Bros. Rap
by some rand June 20, 2006
by Skaman0 August 16, 2007
belgian word for the greatest pimp in the world.known for his coolness. he will always own you at cs
mario
by ImFamous January 22, 2009
The oldest and most popular VG character who is STILL having games created after him (thankfully). Made his debut as we know him now (that is, as a plumber) in Mario Bros, alongside his brother Luigi.
However, despite Mario being a plumber, with the release of 1985's Super Mario Bros on the NES things changed. Instead of fixing taps (as he did in the prequel, if you look past obvious technical limitations), he would leap around the television screen, stamping on small brown things and eating mushrooms. Grandparents worldwide were particularly confused by this new phenomenon.
However, despite Mario being a plumber, with the release of 1985's Super Mario Bros on the NES things changed. Instead of fixing taps (as he did in the prequel, if you look past obvious technical limitations), he would leap around the television screen, stamping on small brown things and eating mushrooms. Grandparents worldwide were particularly confused by this new phenomenon.
As great a hero as he is, just don't get Mario round if the waterworks go wrong; the bastard won't fix the problem. He is more likely to just jump around and put holes in the fucking ceiling with his head!
by Case O' Malt December 11, 2007
A video game mascot that is used by Nintendo. He is widely recognized by his red M marked cap and his blue overalls. He also has a younger brother named Luigi.
by Mario fan February 24, 2008
Comes off as very suave, smooth, mysterious and quite handsome but is ultimately a player with an over sized ego.
Loves to flirt with many girls even while in a relationship, plays with their feelings for his own entertainment and cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
Never get involved with a Mario
Loves to flirt with many girls even while in a relationship, plays with their feelings for his own entertainment and cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
Never get involved with a Mario
Guy 1: Man I just cheated on my girlfriend with an older chick. She was hot.
Guy 2: Damn man she is but way to pull a Mario.
Guy 2: Damn man she is but way to pull a Mario.
by toocutetohandlebby July 18, 2012
1. Guy 1: I'mma play some Mario.
Guy 2: mkay
2. Guy 1: Yo, you hear about that Mario guy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he cool.
Guy 2: mkay
2. Guy 1: Yo, you hear about that Mario guy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he cool.
by Lolnee6 October 27, 2017