Top Definition
a fake boobed slut who doesnt know how to talk or spell. shes dumb as a stump and doesnt even remember her own name.
person 1: how does my boob job look?
person 2: it looks like fortines

person 1: shit it looks that bad?
person 2: worse!
by cactuspee May 30, 2009

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