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marijuana is a beautiful, fragrant drug with some hallucegenic and depressant qualities. the marijuana plant has buds chock full of THC (tetrahydracannibal) the active ingredient that wen put into the blood stream (usually through the lungs) give it's user a relaxed, creative, and euphoric state of mind that almost feels like a different world.

good effects (summerized):
those who smoke marijuana have a greater appriciation for things like food, peacefullness, music, and philosphy.

some bad effects:
- paranoia. those who smoke in an environment where they feel insecure (talking to cops, a crowded party etc.) may become paranoid depending upon their personality. you can defeat paranoia by telling yourself just to relax because its never as bad as it seems. this is probably the worst effect of marijuana.

- hangovers. for some, the day after smoking marijuanna, they go into withdrawl, and may feel tired, bored, sick, or just burnt out. half of this is psychological, caused by the sudden change in state of mind, from being high, to coming down to normalcy. an easy way to get rid of this is to just chill out, or smoke more marijuana.

- heart rate. nowadays especially, the high THC levels have a side effect of increased heart rate. this is ironic however, becuase the effect of marijuana on your brain tells you to relax, while your body is ready for action. this may be a weird experience if u pay attention to it, but usually your heart calms down after awhile. if you have heart problems, marijuana is not advised.

- stomach ache. food will never taste as good as when your high (or have been starving for days). thus, you may not relize you have been eating nothing but junk food for the last hour and you may get a pretty bad stomach ache.

- introspective thoughts. marijuana will cause you to think much differently, this may be disired or undisired (even scary at times). you tend to think about things that you may have never thought about in the past. write down your thoughts. when you come down from your high, youll be surprised at what you wrote.

- sleepiness. marijuana can lul you into a deep and restful sleep if you stop doing things that are stimulating. if you watch tv while high, your bound to fall asleep. some people even report having crazy dreams when there high. though usually this isnt a bad effect.

thats pretty much the skinny on marijuanna. its a very safe and positive drug. many look down on marijuanna becuase they want to avoid the "stoner" persona. just be yourself. marijuana cannot control your personality. however it may effect your perspective.
i feel like floating on a cloud tonight
- i hear that, lets blaze some marijuana.
by lawllawllawllawl October 01, 2006
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God's gift to mankind
And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana
by what do you care June 16, 2003
27149 4134
This is to shut the anti-weed mofuckas up.
1st of all...I could say that weed is a natural plant.....then all you haters would say "oh, but not everythin made in nature is good fo u" rite?....then i would say "is weed that harmful that it would kill you?"...then you couldnt say nuttin

2nd....the business you kno how much paper you could make if you deal good shit? ud be a millionaire.....imagine if the US government legalized u kno that we'd never have to worry bout economic problems ever again because they'd b so many people buyin and sellin it. supply and demand

3rd....its safer.....more people are addicted to alcohol and cigarettes than weed.....AND DONT EVEN GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT CUZ CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL CANNNN KILL YOU.....weed cant....drinkin and driving accidents accidents are more likely to happen by 3x than a smokin and drivin accident...

4th....y not?....the shit gives u suchhh a relaxed state of mind....imagine if you wit ur much better would you feel wit her THAT relaxed....imagine you at a meeting.....imagine how easy it would be for you to cooperate wit every1....that is only if you smoke enuff to get a good high goin.....not a high as fuck episode.

5th....its great for anorexics....people who so afraid to gain some weight.....jus give em some reefa.....those mofuckin munchies will get to em sooner or later.

6th....its great for social gatherins.....wouldn't you rather smoke, get high, and enjoy your state of mind instead of drink, get drunk as fuck, and puke all over yo frends carpet? think bout so much shit when you after you fed yoself and sit think bout God, yo life, yo girl and it clears up a lot of stuff too

8th....if it were many more companies would get more business......the glass industry would be huge because of all the bongs it would make....sandwich bags would be goin good cuz u need somewhere where you stash that shit.....all fast food joints would be makin double the business cuz of all the people wit munchies....and every1 would b eatin brownies all day....haha

so you see u fuckheads.....this shit would make our world such a better wars, no plague, no destruction....jus chillin 24/7.....420 ma niggas........
Mary Jane, AK-47, Buddha, Purple Haze, Strawberry Haze, KB, Rhino, Beast, G13, Blueberry, Maui Howie, Shiva,
by h1ndu January 16, 2005
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n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating. Marijuana is usually grown, dried and then rolled and smoked or used in a pipe or bong. It can also be eaten; it is usually cooked and added to brownie or cookie mixtures. It is sold according to its dried weight in either ounces or grams. The price will vary depending on the quality, amount and/or your dealer. Marijuana is illegal in most western countries, but has currently been decriminalized in Britain. Amsterdam is one country in which the controlled and moderated use of marijuana is not illegal. It can also be cultivated in a solid resinous form known as Hashish or Hash.
Other names include grass, herb, ganja, buddha, mary jane, pottery, herbal refreshment.
"Yo! We just smoked some mary jane up in Olin library! Now let's go down the gorge and hit that shit!"
by Nelai April 04, 2003
6265 1493
a great way to spend "quality time" with your buddies or loved ones.
I think you and I should get together and spend some "quality time" with the marijuana.
by Janna&Denessa March 30, 2004
4876 1519
A God given medicine
"All the doctor's pills in the world can't stop my buddy's MS Shakes like Marijuana.
by ViJay May 06, 2003
4398 1386
a term used for the 'drug' coming from the cannabis sativa plant. Many people look down upon it, many see it as harmless and a good way to relieve stress. to clear up any confusion, here are a few basic facts about the effects of smoking marijuana.
- it's smoke is sometimes considered more harmful than tobacco smoke, but there is some debate to this; there is more of certain carcinogens in marijuana smoke than in tobacco smoke, but there are more of other carcinogens in tobacco smoke than in marijuana smoke. one way or another, puff for puff, marijuana is more harmful than tobacco. BUT, tobacco smokers take a very significantly higher amount of puffs than a mariujana user in general.
- Marijuana alters the way one thinks, perceives the environment, and perceives time. Things seem much more significant when on marijuana, and also time often seems to go by slowly.
- It relaxes the user, as oppose to alcahol, which more often than not, alters a person's judgement and ability to make decisions, and causes viloence quite often (makes you think, why is marijuana illegal and alcahol is not?)
- alcahol and tobacco both cause much more deaths per year than marijuana; it is impossible to overdose on marijuana.
-marijuana is non addictive, and may only become mentally addicting to some users who abuse it over a long period of time.
- If you don't want to smoke marijuana, that's cool, but don't label people who do as losers. It does not have all the negative effects as many people believe, or like to believe.
-marijuana was made ilegal because an entrepreneur who made his money selling lumber was threatened by the economic value of the cannabis plant- it was a cheap way to make rope and paper, and because of this, this man's lumber business was threatened. therefor, this man made up a story of a teen boy who got high on marijuana and killed his family, then himself. After hearing this horrific story, america decided to ban the plant.

I say, legalize it- look at the effects of alcahol! much more dangerous to the user, AND the people around the user. its insane!!
dude, im high on marijuana. im calm and mellow now and i have an appreciation for everything around me.
by jimmy April 05, 2005
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you crave it, you love it, if you deny it your lying... marijuana is by far the best shit every created. the one thing everyone says they wont do but once they do they cant get enough of it. Marijuana makes this world a better place.. if only more people thought so.
..if there wasnt marijuana life would'nt be half as good.
by Kitty Kat <33 August 25, 2004
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