The greatest aphrodesiac known to mankind. You can smoke a bowl and jack off to porn like you never have before. You can get high with your girlfriend and fuck all night. You can get stoned with a bunch of young college chicks and then have group sex. You'll swear you've been in heaven. If more couples got stoned and had sex there'd be less divorce in this country. If our leaders got stoned and had sex with their wives or interns, there'd be less war and hence more peace. It truly is the only thing that makes you forget about everything else except feeling good. That's why it will never be legal. Because our leaders know that if everyone is getting high they'll refuse to fight stupid wars for stupid ends so they build marijuana up to be a big evil so most people will lay off it.
I'm going to smoke marijuana and jack off to porn all night long. War? What war?
#pot #marijuana #smoke #sex #porn #legal
by latenightsmoker July 10, 2006
Marijuana is that intoxicating,mind blowing best damn plant in this world.

As offen as you smoke marijuana light that shit up!

#i'm gone right nowww.. dat dank #weed #herb #green #dat gatty
by TI'ERRA March 02, 2006
the best thing you cant get at the store.
i love marijuana!!!
by Sherry & Tiara December 13, 2003
The Spanish name for the indian hemp plant, of which is classed in the Sativa family. The leaves of this plant are used as a euphoric, anxiety, Stress and Violence reducing, appetite Increasing analgesic and anti nauseant. Has been used for spiritual, recreational and Sacramental substance for thousands of years.

Sadly in 1927 the Dangerous Drugs Act was passed by the new zealand parliament prohibiting its use because it was Bullied by The League of Nations to outlaw it. The act called for the total prohibition of hemp the non-intoxicating cousin of Marijuana which had been used in this country for 150 years as a fibre and Fuel source.

Sadly today because of hysteria, Xenophobic leaders, american bullying and lies this god-given plant remains illegal.

and jester your quote about tobacco addiction is misleading in everyway, You can only get hooked on tobacco from Marijuana if you mix the 2 together in one joint, having Marijuana by itself is actually a useful tobaco cessassion aid.
Lets go score some marijuana
by Brother Number One December 07, 2003
Buds of the cannabis sativa or cannbis indica plant. It is usually smoked or sometimes eaten to give you a euphoric, relaxing, yet powerful high. Although it is fairly harmless, it is illegal in the united states as well as several other countries.
I got a ounce of marijuana...lets go smoke it!

Also called: Weed, pot, grass, smoke, ganja, herb, reefer, cheeba, maryjane, green
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
God's plant...shouldn't even be considered a drug. Weed makes people more friendly and laid back, and eases their minds. It does not promote violence. If anything, alcohol should be illegal because it alters one's mood and incites violent behavior. Anyone that's a true smoker knows this. It doesn't make you slow or mentally retarded, it doesn't have any health risks, it is a plant God put on this Earth for his children to enjoy and that is all. So roll that hydro!
If everybody smoked a blunt, believe the mind, the world could be a better place.
- Krayzie Bone
by MC J Mo September 25, 2004
good ass shit, LEGALIZE IT!
wanna get high?--towelle {south park}
by CoUrTnEy =) December 18, 2003
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