Maow 

One of the sounds that a cat can make. Cats make the 'maow' sound more than the 'meow' sound, so it is more accurately the sound a cat makes. It is also a silly sound, that can be used to annoy people or start a joke.

Me: Oh, such a nice little cat...
Cat: Maow.

or

Me: Maow. Maow. Maow.
You: Stop that.

Maow by GolemdX July 15, 2009

maowzers 

1. A synonym for trousers
2. Used as an expression of distress along with trousers

1. I need some maowzers
2. Maowzers Trousers!!!

maowzers by Christiaan H May 29, 2008

maoware 

Malware from Chinese websites used to circumvent Websense filters.

Good God!!!! His computer is riddled with maoware.

maoware by 429 February 13, 2009

MAOWBAG 

Middle aged over weight bald guy

He was a real piccard, now he is just a Maowbag

MAOWBAG by CTHULU_GUY March 12, 2009

9-Loko-Maow

A 4-Loko mixed with a 5-hour energy and a couple bottles of Catnip Cocktail

Bro, I hit the Nutrition Zone with a pack of 4-Loko and a Big-Gulp cup to mix up some 9-Loko-Maow.

9-Loko-Maow by Mood Enhancer March 12, 2019

maoware 

All software including apps that furthers the evil agenda of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), such as surveillance, censorship, spreading CCP propaganda (like the latest 'Xi Jing Ping Thoughts' online test required by journalists in China to maintain their license to report).

Before going to Mainland China, make sure you uninstall all apps allowing free speech such as facebook, twitter, instagram, telegram, whatsapp, and load it up with Maoware.

Maoware will uninstall all apps and references to Winnie the Pooh on your devices and all accounts associated with it and replace it with the picture of Xi JinPing.

Ready to contribute to the glorious CCP? Upload information about political dissidents with Maoware and they will be promptly suicided.

Want a new organ transplant and cannot wait for a free donor? Check out the latest Maoware for real-time pricing for fresh human organs at discounts prices available.

maoware by XiJinPing October 23, 2019

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mawwhet tard by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 26, 2019