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Male: An annoying person who believes themselves to be cool and attractive to the opposite sex. Therefore they have no friends, and are as appealing to the opposite sex as a vasectomy.
Female: An odd looking girl who looks like a mole or other small rodent. Normally she has no sex appeal and will still be a virgin by the age of 30. They tend to go towards big coats, to hide their fragile, mouse-like physique.
Male: Oh, you're such a maowle, making a shit joke like that.
Female: Eurgh, what a maowle!
by Aaron December 08, 2004