The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it
will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.
To quote the author,
Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe...
www.
maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:
"This is the only sentence in the entire book that
will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls
will be stomped; a book so manly that it
will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout
history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
* People getting drop-kicked in the face
* Phallic aggression
* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
* Garish disregard for the well-being of children
* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
* Intimidating rhetoric
* Obscure penile references
* The triumph of flannel over good taste"
-
Maddox
Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:
"RULE 1: Don't
Gawk At the Cock
If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of
light known as photons are bouncing off his
dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"
