manfine

Used to clarify a woman's statement that everything is fine, as this generally indicates that there is actually something wrong. When said by a man, fine can be taken as everything is all right, but when a woman says fine, this clarification is necessary to determine her true feelings.

Man: Is there something wrong?
Woman: I'm fine.
Man: Are you manfine or are you pissed at me?

manfine by 01000101 June 19, 2010

Mangineering

The act of creating or repairing useful items employing the materials at hand. Mostly practiced by men, it is often criticized by those who aren't able to come up with solutions anywhere near as practical. Common mangineering supplies include duct tape, bailing wire, zip ties, and PVC pipe.

Sally and Tom were stranded in the middle of nowhere because their car wouldn't run. Sally stomped her feet and shouted "Girl Power!", but for some reason it still wouldn't run. Tom used his mangineering skills and fixed the problem with duct tape while Sally rolled her eyes.

Mangineering by Dalrock November 7, 2010

coefficient of manliness 

It is a coefficient calculated by dividing your " penis length" by your height and then multiply the result by 100. (MaN=(penis length/height)*100).We measure it in cm and the final result will show us the percentage , how much of your body height is your glory.

What's your manliness coefficient?
I've got higher coefficient of manliness than you
What is your boyfriend's coefficient?

coefficient of manliness by Gizmino March 31, 2021

manfinist 

Male version of feminist; advocates for men

Dave's such a manfinist!!! He pointed out that men make up the majority of homeless people and suicide victims.

manfinist by tomorrowtomorrow June 3, 2013

mafinest

(a play on the overused/abused new-age pseudo-spiritual term "manifest")

The practice of focusing all your mental energy so intensely and so powerfully on something that you desire so strongly that you actually accomplish... thinking about it.

Last night, I brought out my fav 15 amethyst power crystals, laid them on my floor in the pattern of eternal truth along with their sage and incense counterparts. Then, I performed my normal goddess ceremony which included 18 minutes of Buddhist chanting and intermittent weeping. Finally, I was ready. I entered into the lotus pose, closed my eyes, pushed out the monkey mind, and... began to mafinest. It came slowly at first and then... BOOM... I did it: I mafinested my new self, my new life, my new everything. I am so excited about my... *sob*... future.

mafinest by hello world champion October 8, 2011

the alphabet of manliness 

The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.

To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:

"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.

Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:

* People getting drop-kicked in the face

* Phallic aggression

* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive

* Garish disregard for the well-being of children

* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures

* Intimidating rhetoric

* Obscure penile references

* The triumph of flannel over good taste"

- Maddox

Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:

"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock

If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"

the alphabet of manliness by LoganP June 26, 2006

alphabet of manliness 

A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies

In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops

alphabet of manliness by TaterMySalad June 11, 2006