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Manternity Leave 

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.
Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

manbeardeer 

A spin-off of Al Gores manbearpig. Used to describe someone using the bodybuilding supplement Russian Bear 5000 which is a high protein, high calorie weight gainer that among other things contains Sickadeer antler powder. Therefore becoming 1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 deer. Manbeardeer!
Guy 1: Who's that guy over there bench pressing 800 pounds?
Guy 2: That guys always in here throwin weight around. Thats manbeardeer!
manbeardeer by manbeardeer February 11, 2010

Manbearpig 

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.
Manbearpig by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007
Manter is a short Mong who makes videos about Indian people (bit sad cus he is Indian) he is friends with the big YouTuber Rampz and celebrity Ryann. Sadly it’s Long since his dad left or been put in jail (or both) but overall he is a sad little man
Manter has got no banter now that Rampz fella is funny
Manter by A dude who likes you September 12, 2020
John hired a mantern this summer.
Mantern by ColleenV October 17, 2008

Manterboating

The placement of one's face, into the cleavage of a man's moobs, followed by the side-to-side shaking of the head accompanied with a motor-ing sound.
John made many trips to McDonalds on Friday; resulting in a hefty, yet delicious figure. Sarah was captivated by his rolls and decided manterboating his moobs at the pool the next day would be a hot idea.
Manterboating by D & L February 3, 2008