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10 definitions by ktrane

 
1.
The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
by ktrane March 03, 2004
 
2.
A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.
1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.
by ktrane March 02, 2004
 
3.
An individual possessing enough nerd-like traits to qualify for "turbo" status. See nerd. A turbo nerd pushes the envelope on social ineptness. Use extreme caution in the handling of turbo nerds. They can snap at any time. See columbine.
Lloyd constantly curses and screams at himself while programming on his computer at work. It's very annoying and I want to smack him sometimes. He is a turbo nerd.
by ktrane March 09, 2004
 
4.
Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.
"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.
by ktrane June 18, 2004
 
5.
A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
by ktrane March 03, 2004
 
6.
The act of intercourse between two or more men.
Stephen and Todd had violent mantercourse on your couch last night. I probably won't sit there anymore.
by ktrane May 10, 2006
 
7.
A retarded person that isn't medically diagnosed retarded. This person's appearance, speech, and actions all reflect that of someone who is mentally slow... but for some reason they are able to function in society as a non-retarded person.
After the dick-sucking girl finished her sixth consecutive blowjob, she swallowed it down and the bobarto tongue-kissed her... tasting the remains of his six friends. What a bobarto.
by ktrane March 23, 2004