manshower 

A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.

Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"

manshower by Jack & Drew February 4, 2008

Manshouri 

Very undecisive, but hardworking when the time comes.

I'll be a Manshouri and do it later

Manshouri by TRUMPETS February 20, 2009

Man Shot 

In this order...Blow a line of salt...Squirt lemon or lime in either eye...take shot of alcohol...Then clench jaw and take a punch to the cheek...

Dude you total pwned that man shot

Man Shot by LAXplayer5151 February 19, 2007

Manshoe 

A word to describe an epic event, joke, or when you're in a very good mood.

MANSHOE! i just got a 100% on the test.

the concert is going to be manshoe!

Manshoe by manshoeinator March 30, 2010

Manshop 

A place where men gather to manly things. This would include drinking beer, smoking cigars, cussing, dirty jokes, building race mowers, working on trucks, and playing nut ball.

"last weekend at my manshop, me and Brent raced lawnmowers and smoked cigars, it was totally badass"

"I put a new 572 big block in my S10 at my manshop last weekend"

Manshop by bigjohnson777 March 21, 2010

Manshout 

Verb: Manshout
Noun: Manshout
Adj: Manshouting, Manshouted

Manshouting is when a man with needs finally satisfies those needs after a long period of going without, has a need to show his masculinity or a combination of the two. He fills his lungs to capacity and releases an almost gorilla like roar or combines the sound with words, this would be used only to say useless or unnecessary statements typically at akward moments. For example, at a funeral In the middle of the silent moment you release a Manshout and say something to the effect of, "fishing makes me horny!!!" Fishing to establish masculinity by declaring yourself a sportsman and the sexual reference is there because of the newly established malehood.

Manshouting can however be useful such as Manshouting to your visiting Great Aunt Mildred when she opens the door to your room without knocking and your watching porn, to get the fuck out before you snap her hip with a 2 x 4. Again, establishing a male dominance by using lumber purchased at the hardware store as a weapon to establish control through violence by disintegrating her already calcium deprived hip bone.

A) Man 1: "Dude, it's 2:00am. Who's using a jackhammer outside???"

Man 2: "That's not a jackhammer, that's my neighbor drilling his wife's snatch and Manshouting that tomorrow he has to goto the hardware store to buy a tool belt and table saw."

Manshout by Adameze November 9, 2012

manshit

(n) 1. activities, events, or interests typically enjoyed by the American male. 2. the materials, supplies, or equipment used in or related to the activities, events, or interests commonly enjoyed by the American male.

Our day that involved drinking beer, killing animals, and racing cars was chalk full of manshit.

manshit by nips459 May 10, 2010