manpede 

A stampede comprised of humans.

The manpede following a heated soccer game killed 30 people and a dog.

manpede by josh korbad August 14, 2007

Manpeen 

Another sysnonym for a man's penis. Also a good way to put someone or something down.

Random d00d"Hey John, you = Man Peen!"

Nick "What, school on monday?"
Thomas "yeah"
Mike "That sucks the man peen"
John "I = Man Peen? at least I'm not a terry."

Manpeen by Sharpey May 7, 2005

manbedextrius 

The ability to wack off with either your right or your left hand.

Time to wack it.

But honey, you broke your right hand!

No worries, I'm manbedextrius.

manbedextrius by bkrj January 11, 2014

Manpered 

The experience of a male being taken care of or partaking in relaxing events such as getting a pedi, a good fade or massage. i.e. a woman being “pampered” by going to a salon. Pampered + man = Manpered.

Carey went to a full service barber shop to be “manpered” before his hot date.

Manpered by Big Alli G December 30, 2017

manpeedo 

A pre-lubed penis that finds its target (the vagina of a sleeping partner) in the dark of night. The act of doing said action.

I totally manpeedoed Rebecca Welch last night around 3 in the morning. After putting up a good fight, she was last seen going down to rescue the semen before all was lost.

manpeedo by ILikeTightBoxes September 2, 2019

manpee 

Noun - 2 meanings:
Short slang for helping men pee
Short slang for peeing in men

Me - "You're such a manpee"
You - "In which way"

You - "a good way or bad way"
Me - "Bro just look at you"

manpee by randommanpeeingornot March 20, 2025