Guardicus Manicus

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.

Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.

Guardicus Manicus by klancecanonking June 27, 2018

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Park avenue manicure

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers

Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!

Park avenue manicure by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

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Manicured zinger

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.

Manicured zinger by Nare September 20, 2015

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Manscursion

A trip or adventure by a group of bros, usually made for doing manly tasks such as canoe racing, bear hunting, making their own beef jerky and riverboat gambling trips. The members of the manscursion must yell "manscursion!" before every task for it truly to be one. Alcohol is encouraged.

Jim: Hey bros, what are you doing today?
Group: I don't know. I think we were just going to watch Titanic.
Jim: Fuck that! Let's go bear hunting!
Group: YEAH!
Jim: Let's down some shots first!
All: MANSCURSION!!!!!

Manscursion by The Real DMT 22 August 22, 2011