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Mansolation 

Mansolation describes the situation in which a relatively large group of people get together, and unexpectedly that group is all girls apart from 1 man. This man then experiences a feeling of gender-related social isolation and feels extremely uncomfortable.
Man says to girlfriend, "you told me I wouldn't be the only man here!"
Girlfriend, "Sorry, I really didn't know this would happen!"
Man says, "Not cool. This is total mansolation!"
Man texts man friend, "I feel like a pimp".
Mansolation by Disco_L December 13, 2009
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Manovation 

When men innovate to bring the pleasures of being a man to everyday tasks that are otherwise boring.
Manovation: Jack Daniels BBQ scented soap, the beerfridge next to the crapper...
Manovation by h4b4n3r0 June 13, 2013

mannovation 

A simple, logical, and very practical solution to a problem thought up by a man; a man's innovation. A man uses something simple to accomplish a task or solve a problem. The mannovation takes place usually when a guy needs to do something, but does not want to put forth much effort to do so so he looks for something simple but efective.
EX #1: You want to spread butter on your toast, but all you have is a fork. A knife is a good walk away, and you're already comfortable. But you mannovate and flip the fork and use the handle as a spreading knife. Wipe handle with napkin (or shirt)if necessary. A mannovation just took place.

EX#2:A hot chick in your dorm makes a cake. The cake is done, and wants to share it. Problem is, no one has a knife on hand, so she tasks you with cutting the cake. Sure you could run to your room and get a knife, but thats all the way down the hall. Whip out your driver's license, and bam! Not quite a knife, but cakes cut easy so it gets the job done just fine. If bitching about the cleanliness of the card occurs, rub it on her shirt.
mannovation by Ryan Hoover October 9, 2006

mangulation

A hybrid of mangle and strangulation, a mashup of words
Macintrash, Windoze, Linsux: These are mangulations of Macintosh, Windows and Linux.
mangulation by ceeyewenty January 3, 2009

matronation 

Matronation is a state of ignoring reality while arguing and fighting over trivial things. A person in a state of matronation is usually a troll or an Internet nag.
She would never discuss the topic at hand, all she wanted to do is argue, her matronation makes everyone sick.
matronation by TIZReporter October 16, 2005

Mangonator

A male that holds a mouthful of milk in their mouth, places a straw down their pee pee hole, and blows the milk into the hole and into their bladder. Then the person can piss the white substance over anybody, anything, or back into a glass for re-consumption (a real party favorite).
I hired a mangonator for your mother's birthday party.
Mangonator by nob May 11, 2004

Mangabation 

The act of reading manga so much that it causes your mouse hand to swell up as if you used it to actually masturbate often.
That skinny kid's mangabation is getting out of hand.
Mangabation by ShadySean December 27, 2010