I came here to write an updated definition for this town since all of them were written almost a decade ago, but I can't say that much has changed. The bottom line is that this town is home to a bunch of entitled assholes that think they're the shit because they're parents are rich af.
The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.
Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).
If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.
Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).
If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: HMU if you wanna come to my party! Lots of Juul and places to hook up!
- 1 hour later -
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
- 1 hour later -
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
by Hell nawww August 20, 2019
Oh My GAW-d, they're finally opening up that second Best Buy at the Manalapan Epicentre, y'know, across the street from circuit city and next to Staples!?
by Ratchel December 29, 2007
A town where the boys think they're tough ghetto hoods because they live in a multi million dollar mansion, do pot, and have a 10,000 diamond cross around their neck. The girls solve their issues by throwing their designer hand bags at each other. And everyones emo. And the sad part, Everyone loves living here =D.
by Pr3ttyINp1NK August 15, 2006
I live here and I hate everyone here. 45% of the town is made up of scene kids who think they're cool because they go to hot topic and think they can call people a trashy slut even though they are one, 45% of the town is guidos who're filthy rich, and 10% of the town are "uncool" because they don't go to the mall every weekend and beat kids up and deal drugs
Scene Kid on Facebook: Ugh everyone in manalapan is so fake and trashy, YOU WHORES! btw guyss hmu on fridday we're going to the mall to do lines of coke off each other's assesss gurlll!
Guidos: Yo bitch fight me nigga, meet me at the spray tan parlor at four pussyface
Regular kids: I hate this town
Guidos: Yo bitch fight me nigga, meet me at the spray tan parlor at four pussyface
Regular kids: I hate this town
by ihatemanalapan March 1, 2011
Drama Drama Drama, everyone in this town is a spoiled brat. noone has to work because mommy and daddy will buy u a new bmw if you pass gym class. the parents are nieve to the amount of drugs their kids do, and some even join in with the kids, Ridiculously bad drivers claim the narrow streets of this cop infested town. the boys think their hood, and the girls slut themselves around. but hey, gotta love it.
by satisfiied December 12, 2006
A town In Jersey where MOST of the kids are spoiled rotten. Drama is infested here because no one is happy with their lives so they mess someone elses up. In this town kids are wannabees and think theyre cool if they have the new Juicy bag. MATERIAL is a girls bestfriend here. The guys are all jerks. Most girls are skanks PULL YOUR PANTS UP OR YOUR SHIRT DOWN. Pot grows on trees, you can find it pretty much anywhere. The cops are like at every corner and give you tickets for anything. The Freehold Mall is where themmm gangsters be at oh i meann those rich jewish boys who WANT TO BE GANGSTER *go to Trenton and do this lets see if you get beat up * WHERE CHELSEA ROTH & HER NINE GROUP THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE. well guess what girliess yahh dont its NOT YOUR TOWN!
Amanda Vanderstar: hey chelss lets ask daddy to take up to florida in are jets and while were at it lets start drama by making fun of the kids who dont have as much money as us in Manalapan
Chelsea Roth: sure vandaaa!
Chelsea Roth: sure vandaaa!
by BriannaIStheSHIT June 26, 2009
ok i live in manalapan. it is filled with kids who are emo one day and ghetto the next. you can get some of the finest weed in school bathrooms , and walk around the halls and see kids dealing drugs right in the open. Boys soccer is the biggest in manalapan 2nd in state. dont use your "athletic ability" to try and get popular. by wearing a varisty jacket and leggings doesnt make you cooler. and neither does wearing an oversized shirt with leggings and uggs. you look rediculous put some pants on! the only place where you can drive 10minutes to get to the freehold mall and spend all your parents money without caring. and if your not at the mall on friday nights then your not cool? bullshit! go to the freehold mall on friday night, you will be able to find the whole population of manalapan there.
her; hey its friday night what do you want to do?
frind: Malvies!!!! mall and movies every manalapaners friday night.
frind: Malvies!!!! mall and movies every manalapaners friday night.
by mhs -2010 February 1, 2007