When you fart on somebody and a spray of poo turns their skin brown.
Last night I ripped a diarrhea fart on my girlfriend and gave her a sweet spray tan on her boob!
when your doing a bird up the gary glitter and she has diarrhea, whilst having sex it creates a thumb over hose spray effect on your stomach
i was doing this chick up the arse the other day and ended up getting a spray tan
When you fart in someones face while they are sleeping.
Jason was sleeping and I gave him a Spray Tan alarm to wake him up.
I gave that bitch a Spray Tan after she had been snoring all night.
when a fart leaves a golden glow on a friend
"oh no, that girl just spray tanned me!?" "No dude, it's ok, just hope she didn't have carrots cuz then it will be orange."
when another man sprays crap on his boyfriend
gayman 1. hey man that was a sweet spray tan you gave me last night
gayman 2. yeah there was shit flying every where it even got on the walls